Congratulations — you’ve just been drafted into the Working Dog Union, Local 666. The initiation is simple: survive midnight chow, dodge paperwork shrapnel, and pray your skeletal K9 doesn’t clock more bites than you have days left in service. This shirt doesn’t make you tougher; it just tells the world you’re already dead inside and paying dues in blood, coffee, and Monster cans. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look while you laugh at safety briefs and collect souls on fire watch. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits — or layered body bags, depending on shift. Plus, it’s extra trendy now, so you can finally look stylish while the Grim Reaper checks your timecard. Shirt Details 100% cotton Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²) Open-end yarn Tubular fabric Taped neck and shoulders Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem Disclaimers Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.