For the gremlins who schedule qual at zero-dark-thirty because daylight’s for optimists. Our boney range demon is still mid-burst, still straddling a government-issue broom like a budget attack helo, while a cauldron of jet-black “range coffee” bubbles with regret. Throw the hood up, jam your hands (or hot brass) into the pouch, and let the air-jet spun fleece soak up 70% sarcasm, 30% carbon residue. Pairs beautifully with NVGs, tinnitus, and that annual counseling statement. Side effects may include cackling, brass rain, and unsolicited safety briefs.

Details • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester • Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord • Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle • 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex • Front pouch pocket • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimer Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.