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Kick down the door of subtlety with this “Alphabet Boys Ain’t Shit” tee — a battle-ready morale shirt for those who don’t salute alphabet soup agencies. Built from 100% cotton, this unisex classic tee helps you land a more structured look while broadcasting a middle finger in stencil font. It sits nicely, keeps sharp lines around the edges, and pairs perfectly with layered streetwear or a plate carrier (your call). Extra trendy now, but still rugged enough for range days, barracks banter, or questionable bar conversations.

Specs:
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
• Heather colors: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

Alphabet Boys Ain't Shit T-Shirt

$29.75Price
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