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Congratulations, rookie — your training day just turned into party décor. This design immortalizes the sacred law enforcement tradition: stringing up the new guy and beating the motivation into him until candy—or tears—spill out. Dark, shameless, and guaranteed to make civilians uncomfortable… just the way it should be.

 

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look—like a rookie hanging upside down from a rope. It sits nicely, holds its shape even under pressure, and pairs perfectly with layered streetwear or the blood, sweat, and tears of your probationary beating. Plus, nothing says “extra trendy” like looking sharp while someone swings a baton at you.

 

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

 

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

Probationary Officer Piñata T-Shirt

$29.75Price
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