You shuffled the deck and drew the card that bites back. XIII½: THE REDIRECT—the omen of “missed sleeve, found flesh,” the decoy howling with laughter, and you quietly calculating whether the ER wristband will match your duty belt. Caption: “Every bite is a lesson. Sometimes the lesson is tetanus.”

Wear it as a forecast, a confession, or Exhibit A when the incident report asks, “What happened next?”

Plain-English Reading:
Fortune favors the padded. You weren’t.
Energy: feral. Morale: punctured.
Remedy: fresh sleeve, fresh treats, and a fresh booster shot.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.