You shuffled the deck and drew the card that bites back. XIII½: THE REDIRECT—the omen of “missed sleeve, found flesh,” the decoy howling with laughter, and you quietly calculating whether the ER wristband will match your duty belt. Caption: “Every bite is a lesson. Sometimes the lesson is tetanus.” Wear it as a forecast, a confession, or Exhibit A when the incident report asks, “What happened next?” Plain-English Reading: Fortune favors the padded. You weren’t. Energy: feral. Morale: punctured. Remedy: fresh sleeve, fresh treats, and a fresh booster shot. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.