You pulled the worst card in the deck: the one where your dog expects payment and your pouch coughs up…flies. That look on his face? That’s your future. Training turns into “philosophical discussion,” the decoy’s laughing, and your credibility expires at sunset. Caption on the card says it all: “Motivation is a renewable resource. Refill not included.”
Wear it as a warning to others—or as a confession to yourself.

Plain-English Reading:
If treats are present: progress and harmony.
If treats are absent: chaos, bargaining, and creative swearing.
Remedy: Offer snacks; pretend this was a lesson plan.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.