Congratulations — your bomb dog found something… just not the bomb. This shirt immortalizes every handler’s worst punchline: the Labrador who wagged his tail, ignored the live ordnance, and proudly retrieved a stick like it was the Medal of Honor. If you ever needed proof that fate’s got a sick sense of humor, it’s a K9 who’ll walk you straight past a blast zone but won’t miss a chance at fetch. Wear it to the range, the barracks, or the funeral pyre of common sense.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look — unlike your bomb dog, who landed you in the blast radius. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and looks way better than the crater you’re about to stand in.

Details:
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.