Finally, a hoodie for the handlers who know their dog isn’t addicted to drugs… he’s addicted to sleeves. Perfect for the K9s who chew through bite gear faster than you chew through bad life decisions. Wear it proudly while explaining to civilians why you’ve got more shredded Kevlar in your garage than actual groceries.

Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in—so why not make yours the one that screams “my dog eats $600 bite suits for breakfast”? Soft, smooth, and stylish, it’s the perfect choice for cooler evenings, training days, or standing around explaining for the hundredth time that no, your Mal isn’t “a little much”—he’s just in his sleeve era.

Hoodie Details
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
Front pouch pocket (ideal for storing tugs, toys, or your dog’s latest sleeve trophy)
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers
If your dog sees this hoodie, he may schedule a “support meeting” with your last three bite sleeves.
The White color variant may appear off-white—much like your morals after letting your dog launch at another decoy.
Dark speckles throughout the fabric are totally normal… or maybe just the ash from another ruined sleeve.
Hoodie does not cover therapy bills for your sleeve addiction.