Welcome to the Sky Yeet Division, where the only guarantee is a hard landing and a closed-casket ceremony. This hoodie pays tribute to every skeleton who thought, “eh, parachutes are optional” before stepping out of a perfectly good aircraft. Equal parts dark humor and airborne memorial, it’s the uniform for anyone who’s laughed in the face of gravity—right before kissing pavement.

Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings, whether you’re falling asleep on the couch or falling terminal velocity toward Mother Earth.

Hoodie Details:
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket (perfect for stashing your will)
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimer:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• This hoodie will keep you warm, but it won’t break your fall. Don’t test it.