“Saint Tanglia, untangle this mess before the sergeant sees it.” This design canonizes every handler’s midnight prayer: may the knots fall like sinners at confession and the swivel clip find salvation. Because that “clean deploy” you started with? Yeah—now it’s a Celtic knot around your ankles and the decoy’s patience. The long line is 30 feet of angry spaghetti—al dente, weaponized, and somehow wrapped around three bushes, a fence post, and your dignity. Wear this when you need divine intervention, a fresh battery, and a witness statement. • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem Disclaimers:  • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.