Perfect for those hardened by instant noodles and pure spite, this tee is built for warriors fueled by sodium and rage. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look, even if the only thing holding you together is caffeine and unresolved trauma. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and pairs flawlessly with layered streetwear outfits—or your third consecutive week in the field. Plus, it’s extra trendy now, which is good, because therapy still isn’t.

Details:
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers:
• White color variant may look more “ghostly chow hall beige” than bright white.
• Natural color may feature dark speckles—think of them as “battle scars” for your shirt.