Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings—or for when the only thing between you and an early obituary is whether your dog thinks a grenade makes a good chew toy. This design features a Malinois eyeing live ordnance like it’s a squeaky toy, reminding you that not all “playtime” ends with a wagging tail.

Perfect for handlers, veterans, and anyone who understands that some nights you’re the one pulling the pin, and other nights you’re just hoping the dog doesn’t.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. If you hear a clink on the ground, don’t stop to admire the fabric weight.