For the dog who doesn’t waste his nose on tennis balls, sticks, or squeaky toys — only the good stuff. This K9 connoisseur in a tux and monocle doesn’t chase fetch; he sniffs out felonies. If you’ve got bricks in the trunk, bundles in the duffel, or a stash hidden in grandma’s cookie tin, he’ll find it — and judge you for your poor taste while he’s at it. Because some dogs wag their tails… this one ruins careers.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you look classy while laughing at everyone else’s bad decisions. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits — whether you’re cuffing perps, cuffing drinks, or watching some wannabe tough guy cry when the “odor snob” in fur points out his life choices. Plus, it’s extra trendy now — kind of like felony charges in a college town.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.