Here’s the tee for handlers whose “late-night combo” is dog, decoy, and destroyed bite gear. This shirt salutes those golden-arch kind of evenings when the only thing getting supersized is your vet-wrap bill. It’s the uniform for anyone who’s ever stood in the training field at 2300, smelled like jute and bad decisions, and thought, “Yep… order’s up.”
 
When your idea of fast food is a Malinois hitting the wrap in under three seconds, this shirt is the drive-thru of dark humor. No fries here—just full sends, ripped sleeves, and squeals served piping hot. Wear it to training, to debriefs, or anywhere you want people to know you pronounce “combo meal” as “decoy squeal.” Would you like screams with that?
 
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
 
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.