You have the right to remain stylish. Anything you wear can and will be used against you in a court of public opinion — especially when you roll in wearing the “Miranda Rights: Karaoke Edition” tee. This 100% cotton unisex classic doesn’t just sit nicely and keep sharp lines; it practically forces confessions out of people who admit, “Yeah, that shirt is messed up, but damn it looks good.” Pair it with layered streetwear outfits, or just let the disco ball of poor life choices shine on its own. Plus, it’s extra trendy now — because nothing says fashion like a skeletal cop singing your rights while you rot in silent despair.

• 100% cotton for when you need comfort during questioning
• Structured enough to look good even when your alibi isn’t
• Durable double seams — unlike your plea deal
• Fabric weight that holds up better than your willpower

Disclaimers:
• White shirt option may look a little “been in the evidence locker too long.”
• Natural color comes pre-loaded with speckles of existential dread.