Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in—especially after you’ve spent the night as the #1 Value Meal. Soft, smooth, and stylish, this hoodie is the perfect uniform for cooler evenings, training fields, or when you’re the “special of the day” on the K9 drive-thru menu. It’s bite-tested, bruise-approved, and guaranteed to make you look like a bargain combo, even if you feel like a day-old fry.

This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s survival gear for anyone who’s ever been supersized against their will. Slip it on after sleeve duty and you’ll swear you can still hear the handler yelling “extra pickles!” while the dog worked you like a dollar menu chew toy. The fabric won’t stop punctures, but it will soak up ketchup, blood, and milkshake-level regret without batting an eye.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Heather Sport Dark Navy (40% cotton, 60% polyester)
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn
• Double-lined hood with drawcord
• Reinforced stitching—because unlike your arms, this hoodie is designed to hold together

Disclaimer: The White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.