“Live Laugh Love” is for wine moms. “Live Laugh Lob Grenades” is for people who understand that life’s short, bones are brittle, and sometimes the best stress relief is high-velocity explosives. This shirt doesn’t whisper self-care—it screams frag out while a skeleton happily yeets pineapples into the void.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look while you’re unstructuredly destroying everything around you. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear—or body armor, depending on the mission. Plus, it’s extra trendy now, because nothing says “fashion forward” like embracing your inevitable death with style.

Shirt Details
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers
• The White color variant may appear off-white—like your soul after a few deployments.
• Dark speckles throughout the fabric are totally normal…or maybe they’re burn marks. Who’s to say?