This isn’t your average soft cotton tee—it’s a wearable middle finger to zoning boards everywhere. This shirt carries the spirit of one man’s “home improvement project” taken way too literally. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look (pun intended). It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits—or under a welding mask. Plus, it’s extra trendy now, because revenge never goes out of style.

100% cotton
Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
Open-end yarn
Tubular fabric
Taped neck and shoulders
Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers:
Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Wearing this shirt will not protect you from zoning commissions, city hall drama, or “disagreements with the local council.”