Funding is summoned, applauded, and immediately reincarnated as a leather-seated admin SUV. You? You get a polite cc. This tee reads like a fiscal haunting for every handler who’s duct-taped a kennel while leadership cuts ribbons for photo ops. Upright meaning: ribbon-cutting ceremony, zero kennel screws. Reversed meaning: bake sale to buy the screws yourself. Wear it to budget meetings so the minutes at least record one honest thing. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.