Funding is summoned, applauded, and immediately reincarnated as a leather-seated admin SUV. You? You get a polite cc. This tee reads like a fiscal haunting for every handler who’s duct-taped a kennel while leadership cuts ribbons for photo ops.

Upright meaning: ribbon-cutting ceremony, zero kennel screws.
Reversed meaning: bake sale to buy the screws yourself.
Wear it to budget meetings so the minutes at least record one honest thing.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.