Perfect for those who like their fashion just as explosive as their career choices. The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look—even if your day job involves cutting wires and hoping it wasn’t the red one. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and pairs perfectly with layered streetwear or an EOD suit (if you’re into that kind of accessorizing). Plus, it’s extra trendy now—because skeleton chic never goes out of style.
• 100% cotton (stronger than your last robot’s signal)
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester (for when life is 10% luck)
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester (like the odds you’ll need the bomb suit)
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester (50/50, like your chances in the field)
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) – light enough to run, heavy enough to catch shrapnel
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem (because single seams don’t survive controlled detonations)
Disclaimers:
• White variant may appear slightly off-white—like your complexion post-blast.
• Natural color comes with speckles, because so does your career.
IED Whisperer T-Shirt
$29.75Price

