Built for the handlers who work overtime with the dead. Nose down, leash tight, you patrol headstones like loss prevention for the afterlife—clocking in when the living clock out. This hoodie is softer than your alibi, warmer than a flashlight in a mausoleum, and perfect for those nights when the wind says your name and you pretend it didn’t. If there’s something out there, you’ll track it. If there’s nothing out there… you’ll track that too.

Side effects may include coffee tremors, moonburn, and explaining to HR why your “customer interactions” keep happening with people who don’t file reports.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.