Join the elite “Fruit Felony Unit”—the only K9 task force sworn to protect the homeland from rogue bananas, suspicious citrus, and suitcase smuggling gone tropical. One sniff away from an international incident, this shirt is your badge of honor for standing watch against contraband produce.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! Wear it while you patrol the baggage claim, interrogate oranges, or just flex your airport-security chic at brunch.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
• May cause fruit flies to salute you in solidarity.
Fruit Felony Unit T-Shirt
$29.75Price

