She’s the kind of girl who brings grenades to a first date—and pulls the pin if you talk about commitment. The Frag Hag tee is for those who know romance isn’t dead… it’s scattered across the blast zone. Equal parts pin-up and post-mortem, this design laughs at marriage vows, candlelit dinners, and the idea that love should last longer than a frag fuse. Perfect for divorcees with alimony payments, widows with a body count, or anyone who thinks “happily ever after” should come with a shrapnel warning.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

Shirt Details:
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
• May cause flashbacks, divorce settlements, or unplanned fireworks at family gatherings.