When fate flips XIII, the shepherd stares, the suspect sweats, and destiny whispers: “Trust the nose.” This vintage tarot-style print memorializes that sacred moment when the universe (and a K9) decides your day needs paperwork, a pat-down, and a very awkward conversation. Perfect for handlers, decoys, and anyone who’s ever had their gym bag judged harder than their life choices. Wear it to training, testimony, or therapy—because sometimes the forecast is cuffs, consequences, and a handler saying, “he never false alerts… until now.”
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
K9 Tarot False Alert T-Shirt
$29.75Price

