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Your K9 doesn’t just find drugs. He finds everything you’ve tried to bury — literally. Dope Finds Him captures the moment when a skeletal mutt digs past six feet of denial and rips the lid off both coffins and cocaine. He’s not just man’s best friend; he’s Internal Affairs with teeth.

Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that’s soft, smooth, and stylish. It’s the perfect choice for cooler evenings — whether you’re freezing on perimeter, chain-smoking at 0300 while your dog “alerts” on a body bag, or waiting to explain to command why your partner just pulled a brick of blow out of Uncle Jimmy’s casket.

Hoodie Details:
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. Unlike the skeleton your dog just dug up, which was pure white.

Dope Finds Him Hoodie

$45.75Price
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