Here’s the hoodie that says what every decoy already knows: therapy is expensive, bite suits are cheaper. The Decoy Appreciation Society crest features a grinning Dutch Shepherd perched on a throne of retired bite gear—also known as “worker’s comp confetti.” Wear it to training, court-mandated “communication seminars,” or your weekly support group where the minutes are measured in forearm bruises. Side effects may include unsolicited life advice from people who’ve never worn a suit and a sudden urge to say “Send it” before you’re ready.

Perfect for handlers who laugh at the pain and decoys who pretend they’re fine. If your love language is controlled violence and positive reinforcement, congratulations—you’re home. Bring ice packs.

Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.