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When the mission calls for chaos and snacks, this tee has your six. Featuring a battle-ready K9 locked and loaded with chips in one paw and firepower in the other, it’s the perfect uniform for anyone who knows that war cries and junk food go hand in hand. Whether you’re storming the fridge at 2 a.m. or just surviving another Monday, you’ll look dangerously good while doing it.

 

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra trendy now—because nothing says operator chic like looking tactical while snacking.

  • 100% cotton

  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester

  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester

  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

  • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

  • Open-end yarn

  • Tubular fabric

  • Taped neck and shoulders

  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

 

Disclaimers:

  • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

  • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

Cry Havoc & Bring Snacks T-Shirt

$29.75Price
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