Elevate your wardrobe with the Contraband Connoisseur hoodie — perfect for those who can sniff out the finer things in life… and also bricks wrapped in duct tape. Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so why not one that announces your palate includes red wine, charcuterie, and confiscated kilos? Soft, smooth, and stylish, this hoodie is your perfect choice for cooler evenings, evidence locker raids, or just lounging like a distinguished smuggler of taste.

Hoodie Details
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
Front pouch pocket (ideal for snacks… or whatever gets “reclassified” as evidence)
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimer
The White color variant may appear off-white — like your morals after “losing” something from the evidence room.
Dark speckles are part of the fabric… unless your last bust got a little messy.